circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

uhstop:

all I want is one bestfriend that I can do everything with go shopping, go on cute little friend dates, starbucks trips, watch a movie with, text all day, sleepover and even more. I just want one good friend not a billion fake ones. 

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”